Little girls in pretty boxes, high tech sweat and younger skin
  We were all delicious and smelled of Arpege
  I buzzed my killer in
  Bring me the head of Jerry Garcia
  Super sex on water skis
  Iced decaf and mocchaccino
  And a hooker by the grinder please
  
  Magazine, know what I mean
  You go on and on and on about stuff I've never seen
  Magazine, stuck to my hand
  The boys don't ever get it
  But the girls all understand
  
  Angel, waffle, women are weird
  Tighten up your tail
  Throw her on the linoleum and
  Harpoon her like a whale
  Dad's on drugs, British sex
  A rollicking good time
  Trust fund kids, when men are pigs
  Just cook that little swine
  
  Magazine, know what I mean
  You go on and on and on about stuff I've never seen
  Magazine, stuck to my hand
  The boys don't ever get it
  But the girls all understand
  
  Missionary position, politician
  Young girls in the world's oldest profession
  Beauty, health, fashion, food
  And the books and sex and art and news
  
  The boys don't ever get it
  But the girls all understand
  
  Magazine, know what I mean
  You go on and on and on about stuff I've never seen
  Magazine, stuck to my hand
  The boys don't ever get it
  But the girls all understand
  
  Magazine,
  Rip it up and just throw it away
  Rip it up and just throw it away
  Rip it up and just throw it away
  
  Magazine, still stuck to my hand
  The boys don't ever get it
  But the girls all understand